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White-glove catering, carving stations, custom menus, staffing, and service timelines—built around your event.

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WHAT YOU GET

  • Exhibit A: 1 sous vide, vacuum-sealed smoked turkey breast. Vacuum-sealed. (no wishbone - because two people fighting over a bone feels too much like my old job)

  • Exhibit B: Chipotle Cranberry Sauce (because that canned stuff sliding out with ridges still on it is a crime in 48 states. We checked.

  • The Satisfaction of Being the Favorite Child this Year

📦  SHIPS NATIONWIDE | WHILE SUPPLIES LAST | ORDER BY NOV 17TH

This turkey has been cleared for travel to all 48 continental states. We checked. Because unlike legal deadlines, turkeys don't respond to panic.

Shipping Details:

  • Shipped in an insulated cooler with ice packs 
  • FedEx/UPS tracking provided
  • 2 day delivery or overnight available. For Thanksgiving guaranteed MUST book by the 17th of November

The Process:

  • Smoked 7 hours- fully cooked.
  • Vacuum-sealed sous vide packaging.
  • Heat in 160°F water for 30 minutes. (DO NOT BOIL)
  • Made and Packaged in a USDA-inspected facility (because I'm still paranoid like a lawyer).
  • Mother-in-law approved.
  • Food Network approved.
  • Texas Monthly approved.

Feeds: 6-8 people

⚖️ Meet Your Attorney at Bar-B-Que:

"I left law because I was tired of dealing with turkeys. Now I just smoke them. Way More Satisfying."

— Kyle St. Clair, Attorney at Bar-B-Que

Founder of One 90 Smoked Meats

The Verdict:

"Right now, "THAT" neighbor is performing turkey CPR with a baster. Her new boyfriend is mansplaining thermometers. You? You're 30 minutes from perfectly smoked meat...whilst drinking wine."

Court Reporter. Please Read That Back.

Questions? Protected. Like Attorney-Client Privilege.

214.346.3287 | one90bbq@gmail.com

DALLAS-AREA LOCAL PICKUP

Skip shipping costs! Select "Local Pickup" at checkout.

Pickup Location: 10240 E NW Hwy, Dallas, TX 75238

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FAQs

1. When will my turkey arrive?

Your turkey ships the within one to two days of ordering — or you can choose overnight shipping. Plenty of time to thaw your panic, not the turkey — it’s already cooked.

2. Wait, it's already cooked? How does that work?

3. Do I need any special equipment?

4. Can I pick up locally instead of shipping?

5. How long does the turkey stay good?

6. What if I've never heard of sous vide?

7. How many people does a turkey breast feed?

8. What if my order doesn't arrive on time?

9. Is your facility really USDA-agent infiltrated?

10. Can I order after November 23rd?

11. Do you offer gift wrapping?

12. What makes your turkey better than the grocery store?

13. My mother-in-law is skeptical. How do I convince her?

14. Can I add other items to my order?

15. What's your refund policy?

16. Are you really a former attorney?

17. Last question—why did you leave law for BBQ?