DON'T WING IT! Reserve Your Thanksgiving 🦃 Turkey NOW
Choose Your Time & Date - This Constitutes Your Turkey Custody Agreement
Limited Supply- When They're Gone, No Court of Appeals Can Help You
What You Get:
Exhibit A: 1 Sous Vide Smoked Turkey Breast (no wishbone - two people fighting over a bone feels too much like my old job).
Exhibit B: Chipotle Cranberry Sauce (because that canned stuff sliding out with ridges still on it is a crime in 48 states. We checked).
Feeds: 6-8 people
The Process:
Smoked 7 hours- fully cooked.
Vacuum-sealed sous vide packaging.
Heat in 160°F water for 30 minutes. (DO NOT BOIL)
Made and Packaged in a USDA-inspected facility (because I'm still paranoid like a lawyer).
Mother-in-law approved.
Food Network approved.
Texas Monthly approved.
Meet Your Attorney at Bar-B-Q
"I left law because I was tired of dealing with turkeys. Now I just smoke them. Way more satisfying.
—Kyle St. Clair, Attorney at Bar-B-Que
Founder, One Ninety Smoked Meats
Why One90 Smoked Meats?
Guy Fieri Approved - He drove here. He ate here. He didn't sue.
Texas Monthly Documented (Multiple times on record)
USDA Certified Facility - Because paranoid lawyers make the safest BBQ
Mother-in-Law Tested - No objections filed
Legally Delicious - We have it in writing
Attorney Reviewed - By me. I approve.
The Verdict:
"Right now, "THAT" neighbor is performing turkey CPR with a baster. Her new boyfriend is mansplaining thermometers. You? You're 30 minutes from perfectly smoked meat...whilst drinking wine."
Court Reporter. Please Read That Back.
You May Be Interested
Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
